COcane

got a cool walkin' stick this morning. i think because i look like the old man neighbor shoveling snow in home alone... yeah that has got to be why

A Walk through of the scariest hour of my life.

me and raymond lived through an explosion of gas spray paint and starter fluid

The moon just went behind the clouds

H-Bomb

Me and Raymond almost died last night when a fuel line leaked out, well more spilled out and the battery somehow sparked..... blowing up my shed and all the cans of starter fluid and spray paint.... some how only burned raymonds hair off his arms and a bit of his head hair... other than that we were out home free like action heroes jumping from the second and third big explosion... good to be alive

1.2 MILLION volts.......

fuck you that's why

mae's thigh janks....... old rooster and new cover up

the start of the shovel

this was the day i put the motor in and mounted the fender..... old tank.

Sam Kinnison

LOVE

i finished up the primary side on Wednesday. Thursday i got the clutch cable,  throtle cable on, and  me and steve took our tanks to be leak tested and sealed. looks like i'll be riding just in time to be sitting in traffic on a chain driven shovel in the most humid heat Virginia can give. I can't wait.

1967, where the fuck were you?

   Steve is one of the few people i try to not let down, not in a gay way but like a grandfatherly way. Steve is sixty five, has been a biker all his life, and loves life better when he has a bike and just enough money to live. We talked horror movies and punk rock all day while we went to an old junk yard to look for model T head lamps. The coolest dude with the coolest stories. He's been shot a lot but never put down. So e-mail me if you want to buy any of his custom leather work, cool tool bags, saddle bags, hand bags, belts, seats and if you got the money a gimp suit i bet. He can do it all and if he can't he knows who can.

John is a super good friend of mine and a old school mother fucker. He rebuilds at least six or seven motors a month for people all around the east coast. he'll be happy to do anything you need or want. He hates baggers but treats them with love regardless.He let's me spend ten-twelve hours a day on my days off building my bike in his shop and cooks me pork chops and potatoes after we leave. He's the man.








John and Raymone have a love hate relationship, mainly John asking things like "hey raymone! Why do you walk like someone's been all up in you?" good times

bloody but i don't give a cunt

fuck the wing, thanks loan sharks of america

HIS AND HERS BFFs

 his and hers on besties, amanda is a nice young lady and andy is the most lovable person i have ever met in my life. fun day. tug life

assortment.

raymond got over the gold wing, took out a car title loan and then let his mom test drive his new bike

Urban Dictionary Definition: Fuck This: 3. used when you just dont give a fuck about it anymore

This is an update concerning the GoldWing post that was put up a couple days ago. As of last night I officially threw in the towel. I have done everything except rebuild the engine on that mechanical disaster and after having it run, be it not very well but run on a regular basis, it all of a sudden would not even kick over. Even with starter fluid being unloaded into the carbs...not even a sputter. So it's time for something new. By noon tomorrow, if all goes as planned, everything changes. And as for the picture, just to give you an idea of how much shit is on a GoldWing, during the crash test, it almost rolled a Volkeswagon van on impact.

It was probably sometime in march but I feel like this needs to be told..... Fucking Raymond, Willie, and me hit the flea market before work... in the midst of papaya, mangos, t-shirts ,cheap knifes and taser booths, among the smell of desperation i could smell a sweet sweet deal about to unfold. When i stumbled across a u-haul packed tight with records i jokingly said to the meth- head "how much for the truck load" and she quickly made it clear that was her goal when she said "500". Within a minute changed her mind to 200 dollars and would deliver them! So seeing how i didn't have space for 10,000 records, Willie aka Clutch says "my wife is gonna shit" as he hands the methhead her allowance and we funnel off to look and sort through hell.... email me if you want to come dig and get some gems. and that is not even half of them in the pictures... a bath room is filled and out of order. thank you crystal meth and bad habits alike

sometimes reading will set you free, other times it will consume you but in this case it just baffles you

goldwings and narcisism go hand in hand

Raymone spent all morning hooking hoses back up to where, at some point in this bikes sad life, they belonged and once were. Keep all plastic away from the exhaust and smoke a lot of cigarettes when spraying starter fluid... still hitting off three cylinders sometimes four, and not staying on. Only time will tell what this bike will do or wont do

to work here 1. you must hate yourself
2. rotten and or kicked out teeth.

time to time i'll be adding tattoos i'm doing done or did..... probably

two weeks ago.

blogging is hard when you're not clever and have trysomy 21

GL 1500? the future is uncertain

re-wiring this thing

First build, 79 shovel basket case, one month in

fuck you you fuck or FYYF

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